a short baby who goes to elementary school

每次提起自己已是三年級生時，人家都給我一副難以至信或深表懐疑的表情。常在一起的宿友們都說我頂多像十七。

樓友這樣回應：
"so are you a first year?"
"yea. are you?"
"nah... third year actually. i know i look like a first year though."
"... you look like you're in elementary school."

然後那天跟 N 聊天，他竟然也這樣說：
"so what's your second job?"
"i babysit."
"thats cool. does it pay well? i can babysit too!"
"but you're a baby, phoebe"

昨天，日文同班的韓國宿友說：
"but everyone thinks i look like a first year."
"because you are short."

今天，日本宿友摸著我的頭說：
「小学生。」